• fagome:

    nyooms:

    CATCHING FIRE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS

    u may want to consider an extinguisher

    (via h0mewrckr)

  • sir-hathaway:

    gryffinpoor:

    dudemanbropants:

    gryffinpoor:

    thepreciousthing:

    the-ordinary-nerd:

    ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

    squad16:

    finalellipsis:

    bestnatesmithever:

    What if it bites me and it dies?

    that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

    What if it bites itself and I die?

    It’s voodoo.

    What if it bites me and someone else dies?

    That’s correlation, not causation.

    what if we bite each other and neither of us die

    that’s kinky

    oh my god

    this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    (Source: ultrafacts, via life-liberty-andcats)

  • poopflow:

    blastortoise:

    cokeflow:

    hello followers I am actually the Devil

    The devil wears prada and we all know you can’t afford that.

    image

    (Source: fingerblaster113, via condom)

  • daytimeblogger:

    elysedc:

    The ultimate dad joke compilation

    what a country

    LOLOL LICORICE NIBS

    (via condom)

  • drugsupplier:

    calling your friends like

    image

    (via trust)

  • penis-hilton:

    this fucked me up so bad

    (via condom)

  • smaugnussen:

    and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

    (Source: spoopysmaug, via joshpeck)

  • 10 Word Poem" series - #31 (via bl-ossomed)

     

    (via oliveweed)

    (Source: lettersto-savemyself, via rnidnightsouls)

  • "In 20 years I won’t remember today; that scares me."
  • inbox:

    there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

    (via jonophobias)

  • unprime:

    when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

    image

    (Source: shovel-girl, via petcanadian)

  • barfpop:

    before discovering lana del rey

    image

    after discovering lana del rey

    image

    (via jonophobias)